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RON MALY


Vol 2, No. 1,
Jan. 4, 2002


One of my sons has a master’s degree in computer science from the University of Nebraska.

His wife has a bachelor’s degree in psychology from Nebraska.

I have lots of friends from Lincoln and Omaha.

I have lots of friends who live in Iowa, and are Cornhusker fans.

Some of them even fly Nebraska flags on game-day.

So, if you think I’m going to sit here and say Nebraska embarrassed itself in the Rose Bowl, you don’t know the meaning of family and friendship.

If you think I’m going to suggest that Nebraska belonged in Shreveport instead of Pasadena, you should check into the nearest loony bin.

If you think I’m going to write that Nebraska’s football season peaked in mid-October, you should make an appointment with your doctor.

If you think I’m going to say that Nebraska’s Eric Crouch didn’t deserve to win the Heisman Trophy, get a life.

Let’s put this Rose Bowl to sleep. Let’s just say that Miami is maybe the best collegiate football team of all time and start thinking about how beautiful the January weather is in Des Moines, Ames, Iowa City, Cedar Rapids, Lincoln, Omaha and Grand Island.

It’s just too bad the people from Lincoln, Omaha and Grand Island aren’t there to enjoy it. Instead, they’re in California, trying to keep sharp objects away from Coach Frank Solich and wondering how they’re going to pay for all those cold drinks and aspirin tablets.

Here are a few bowl awards I’d like to give as I ponder how long it’s going to be before Miami begins wondering who its opponent will be in the NFL’s Super Bowl:

Best Coach Nobody Knew—Miami’s Larry Coker, who became the only one other than Michigan’s Bennie Oosterbaan, in 1948, to win a national championship in his first season

Coach Who Is Saying, "Can I Change My Mind?’’—Butch Davis, who quit the Miami job after last season so he could go to the Cleveland Browns

Coach Who Was Looking For The Nearest Exit in the First Half of the Rose Bowl—Nebraska’s Frank Solich

Coach Who Is Still Inside the Rose Bowl, Calling For Help on His Cell Phone—Solich

Coach Who Should Complain That Goal-Post Uprights Are Too Short—Iowa State’s Dan McCarney

Coach To Keep An Eye On In The Future—Mark Stoops, Miami’s secondary coach. Yes, he’s the brother of Oklahoma’s Bob and Mike Stoops

Coach Who Quieted A Lot Of Critics—Iowa’s Kirk Ferentz, whose team beat Texas Tech, 19-16, in the Alamo Bowl and finished 7-5

Team That Was A Complete Bowl No-Show—Kansas State, which lost to Syracuse, 26-3, in the Insight.com Bowl

Team That Was a Bowl No-Show in the First Half I—Ohio State, which trailed South Carolina, 28-0, in the Outback Bowl.

Team That Was a Bowl No-Show in the First Half II—Nebraska, which trailed Miami, 34-0, in the Rose Bowl

Bowl That Could Be Forgotten And Nobody Would Know The Difference--The Humanitarian, which was played in snow and 32-degree cold at Boise, Idaho

Team To Watch (Again) Next Season—Miami, which has 14 starters returning from the team that won the Rose Bowl. They include quarterback Ken Dorsey, wide receiver Andre Johnson and kicker Todd Sievers, who is from Ankeny

In the final Sagarin power rankings, Iowa finished 31st and Iowa State 40th. The Southeastern Conference was ranked the nation’s strongest, followed by the Big 12. Then came the Pac-10, Atlantic Coast Conference and Big Ten.

Conference bowl records: Mid-America 2-0, Big East 4-1, Southeastern 5-3, Atlantic Coast 4-2, Mountain West 2-1, Pac-10 2-3, Big 12 3-5, Big Ten 2-4, Conference USA 1-3, Sun Belt, 0-1, Western Athletic 0-2.

Iowa received five votes and Iowa State two votes in the final coaches’ poll. Among the 60 voters in the poll were Terry Allen, the former Northern Iowa coach who was fired at Kansas with three games remaining, and McCarney.

Iowa received one vote, Iowa State none in the final Associated Press writers’ poll.

The complete polls:

Associated Press

Coaches

1.

Miami (72)

12-0

1,800

1

2.

Oregon

11-1

1,726

2

3.

Florida

10-2

1,611

5

4.

Tennessee

11-2

1,581

8

5.

Texas

11-2

1,374

9

6.

Oklahoma

11-2

1,373

10

7.

Louisiana State

10-3

1,350

12

8.

Nebraska

11-2

1,348

4

9.

Colorado

10-3

1,335

3

10.

Washington State

10-2

1,074

13

11.

Maryland

10-2

1,065

6

12.

Illinois

10-2

1,045

7

13.

South Carolina

9-3

975

14

14.

Syracuse

10-3

856

18

15.

Florida State

8-4

686

24

16.

Stanford

9-3

673

11

17.

Louisville

11-2

621

23

18.

Virginia Tech

8-4

437

15

19.

Washington

8-4

414

21

20.

Michigan

8-4

325

17

21.

Boston College

8-4

318

NR

22.

Georgia

8-4

277

16

23.

Toledo

10-2

237

25

24.

Georgia Tech

8-5

178

NR

25.

Brigham Young

12-2

144

19

1.

Miami (60)

12-0

1,500

1

2.

Oregon

11-1

1,434

2

3.

Florida,

10-2

1,351

5

4.

Tennessee

11-2

1,284

8

5.

Texas

11-2

1,207

9

6.

Oklahoma

11-2

1,141

10

7.

Nebraska

11-2

1,101

4

8.

Louisiana State

10-3

1,099

12

9.

Colorado

10-3

1,031

3

10.

Maryland

10-2

885

6

11.

Washington State

10-2

 879

13

12.

Illinois

10-2

 846

7

13.

South Carolina

9-3

837

14

14.

Syracuse

10-3

736

18

15.

Florida State

8-4

556

24

16.

Louisville

11-2

524

22

17.

Stanford

9-3

502 

11

18.

Virginia Tech

8-4

394

16

19.

Washington

8-4

369

20

20.

Michigan

8-4

363

15

21.

Marshall

11-2

223

25

22.

Toledo

10-2

188

NR

23.

Boston College

8-4

174

NR

24.

Brigham Young

12-2

172

17

25.

Georgia

8-4

163

19

Others receiving votes—Marshall 117, Fresno State 104, Hawaii 95, Ohio State 59, North Carolina 56, Texas A&M 41, Michigan State 37, Arkansas 31, Clemson 9, Utah 9, Mississippi 6, Alabama 4, Pittsburgh 4, UCLA 4, Iowa 1 Others receiving votesGeorgia Tech 112, North Carolina 84,Fresno State 81, Ohio State 66, Texas A&M 57, Michigan State 45, Hawaii 36, Arkansas 13, Alabama 12, Utah 9, Pittsburgh 8, Auburn 5, Iowa 5, Clemson 4, Iowa State 2, Texas Tech 1, UCLA 1

Readers Blow Their Whistles On Officiating

My essay last week, in which I said football officials should be required to answer postgame questions after making controversial calls, generated a considerable amount of interest.

I expressed my thoughts after officials in Iowa State’s 14-13 loss to Alabama in the Independence Bowl were unavailable for comment following a last-minute field goal attempt by the Cyclones’ Tony Yelk was ruled no good. Some people thought it was a bad call.

"I’m with you on holding officials’ feet to the fire,’’ said George Wine, a former long-time sports information director at the University of Iowa and co-author of the book, "Hayden Fry—A High-Porch Picnic.’’

"The officials make a hell of a lot of money and seldom have to make difficult calls,’’ Wine continued in his e-mail. "For several years, the Big Ten has had a policy that a pool reporter can interview officials regarding controversial calls, but I don’t think it has worked too well.

"I have never been present at one of the interviews and don’t know if the questions are good and the answers honest. But it would have been nice to send a reporter to the officials’ locker room at Shreveport for a clarification on the field goal call.

"I presume the official thought the ball was not inside the upright, and I didn’t, either. Had the upright been higher, I think the ball would have hit it.

"Thankfully, the officials at San Antonio didn’t have a tough call on Kaeding’s last field goal attempt. It was a nice win for the Hawkeyes, and a good step forward for Coach Kirk Ferentz.’’

Nate Kaeding’s 47-yard field goal with 44 seconds remaining gave Iowa a 19-16 victory over Texas Tech in the Alamo Bowl.

Rev. David Mumm, pastor at Mt. Olive Lutheran Church in Des Moines, has some interesting ideas. Here are his thoughts on officials:

"I don’t know if I agree with you that officials should be made available to the press. I have long thought there ought to be some kind of sanctions imposed by the leagues if the officiating was poor. Allow them a limited number of mistakes in a game. If they exceed it, either financially penalize them or keep a total during the season and use it as a basis for assigning league championship and/or bowl appearances. Let the cream rise to the top.’’

Bob Downing of Clive has a long memory. He brought up a situation involving a horrible officiating mistake when Lute Olson was still coaching Iowa’s basketball team.

"Your piece on refs is well taken,’’ Downing wrote. "I have always felt that the refs should issue or provide some reason for the missed calls. Remember Jim Bain in the Iowa game when he decided the outcome by calling a foul on a player who wasn’t even close to the play?

"I think someone said he (Bain) was just too tired from officiating too many games. What a crock.’’

Downing, by the way, not only follows Iowa and Iowa State closely, but also is a Nebraska fan.

Of the Cornhuskers’ loss at Pasadena, he said, "OK, Nebraska did not have the guns to beat Miami. I did, however, reflect on their season (and history). Let’s see, only two losses this season. A Heisman Trophy winner. Over 33 straight bowl appearances. Two games in the Rose Bowl, and lost both (the first was to Stanford, 21-13, in 1941). That’s some kind of record.’’

Back to the subject of the officiating at the Independence Bowl, I’d like to mention that Dave Stockdale and Larry Lehmer--two veteran newspaper guys who work on the sports desk at the Register--did an outstanding reporting job in a pressure situation when they contacted two Des Moines-area officials for an explanation on the rules covering field goals. They co-authored a nice sidebar story on the night of the game, and both deserve pay raises.

The 6-Year Search for Smooth Shooter Lewis Lloyd

After attending the recent funeral of Dan Stamatelos, a longtime Des Moines-area attorney and Drake athletic booster, I ran into Jeff Hill outside the Greek Orthodox Church. Hill is a former Drake basketball player who was a friend of Stamatelos.

"Is Lewis Lloyd aware that Dan died?’’ I asked Hill.

"I don’t know,’’ Hill said. "I’ve been trying to contact Lewis for about six years, but haven’t had any success. I tried very hard to reach him so I could tell him about Dan’s death, but I still couldn’t get him.’’

Lloyd, another friend of Stamatelos, played at Drake from 1979-81 and ranks fourth on the school’s all-time scoring list with 1,577 points. However, his sensational 28.2 average stands No. 1 at the school.

Lloyd was as fine a pure shooter as I have ever seen in collegiate basketball. His 30.2 scoring average in the 1979-80 season ranked second nationally, and his 26.3 average in 1980-81 ranked fourth in the U.S.

He went on to a brief NBA career, but had some personal problems and, unfortunately, friends aren’t certain of his whereabouts now.

Looking for Ways to Pay Those Columnists’ Salaries

I hear there are budget problems in the newsroom at the morning paper again.

All out-of-state travel must now be approved in advance by managing editor Richard Tapscott. There is some snickering that the reason is simple: It cost so much to hire columnists Rob Borsellino and his wife, Rekha Basu (rumored to be getting $80,000 each in salary) and sports columnist Sean Keeler (who, I’m guessing, signed on for considerably less than $80,000) that editors must now find ways to pay them.

January and February are always lean months in the newspaper business. The fat papers of November and December, which are loaded with pre-Christmas ads, suddenly become the skinny papers of the cold, dreary post-New Year’s Day months.

If the profit situation doesn’t improve—and it likely won’t--I’ll make a prediction on what might soon happen with the sports coverage at the morning paper because I saw it first-hand a number of times in my previous writing life.

A mid-afternoon meeting of all members of the sports department will be called to announce that there is a severe budget crunch. It will be announced that there is a cutback in travel. Reporters will not be allowed to travel to certain road games. Specifically, those road games involving Drake and Iowa State will take a major hit.

Drake is always the first team to get screwed by the paper’s "it-costs-too-much-money-to-cover-road-games’’ philosophy. Unless Iowa State gets off to a strong start on the road in the Big 12 Conference, it won’t come as a surprise to me if cost-cutting editors make some heavy-handed decisions about covering the Cyclones’ games.

Northern Iowa is a non-factor. The paper never covers the Panthers away from home unless the games are at Drake, Iowa or Iowa State, or if they’re playing in the Missouri Valley Conference tournament.

Iowa’s road games will continue to be covered because the Hawkeyes are still considered to be threats for the Big Ten title. But if the Hawkeyes should suddenly go on an eight-game losing streak (which is highly unlikely, of course), don’t put it past the editors to raise their eyebrows and say, "Hey, maybe we don’t need to waste money covering them, either.’’

If and when the hammer comes down, coverage of road games involving Iowa State and Drake—especially if it involves air travel, which the bosses don’t want to pay for—will be handled this way: The reporters who have been covering the Cyclones and Bulldogs will be told to, instead of flying to games on the road, come into the office and listen to them on the radio or watch them on television in the newsroom.

The reporter will be expected to write a story based on those radio and TV reports. That includes getting as many quotes as possible from the broadcasts. The Drake and Iowa State sports information directors will be asked to provide as many quotes or notes that they have time to dig up before running to catch the team plane. Then, with a dateline from, say, Terre Haute, Ind., or Boulder, Colo., the paper will carry a story the next morning that is labeled "Special to the Register.’’

That, folks, is called fooling the reader.

As you can see, "Special to the Register’’ isn’t quite as special as some of you might think.

The editors only regard it as "Special to the Register’’ because they don’t have to pay the reporter’s airfare, food and hotel costs. The reporter can simply drive to 8th and Locust, bring a cheese sandwich into the newsroom for his lunch, put together the best story he can gather off the radio and TV coverage and tell his wife and kids he’ll be home by midnight.

The newsroom bosses will love it. They’ll be congratulating themselves for being ingenious enough to find ways to afford the salaries of the new columnists. Hey, they don’t even have to pay for the cheese sandwich the poor slob who has to cover the game off the radio and TV reports brings from home in a paper sack.


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