What's
"Automoron" doing to you now?
If you're not careful, it
might be killing off customers!
07/19/02
For what happens when automation runs amok, we've coined the name
"Automoron."
Egg
-- a bank in the United Kingdom -- recently sent a letter to one of its
customers ... and wound up with "egg" on its face!
It started with the salutation ... "Dear Mrs. Deceased!"
While this customer was already past saving -- the woman had passed away --
the news of this blunder traveled far and wide. Reuters news service featured
the incident in its "Oddly Enough" section, read throughout the
world (click
here for your copy). Did this automoron hurt business and the company's
image? We'll let you decide.
Think lightning can't strike twice? Bank of America probably didn't either. Check
this out!
Verisign ... the company that owns Network Solutions, once the world's largest
registrar of web domain names ... uses a formidable direct mail process to
solicit registration renewals. As the expiration date for the domain
registration approaches, an ever increasing torrent of notices appear in one's
mail.
There seems to be no awareness at their renewal department when a former
customer has left -- by shifting its domain registration from Verisign to a
competing registrar. The renewal notices come on. Aside from demonstrating a
lack of awareness about losing the customer, this process is horrendously
expensive. With 29 million domain names coming up for renewal - most annually
- at a three percent defection rate, the results of not recognizing lost
accounts could cost Verisign $2 million annually, or more.
With hot competition now giving much lower registration pricing, rumors now
indicate that the Verisign defection rate is as high as ten percent, making it
a real possibility such writings to "dead" customers is wasting $6.5
million a year. What's curious, Verisign knows the former customer has gone to
a competitor, because it is an integral part of the domain registration
transfer!
CitiBank ... owned by CitiGroup, the second largest financial institution on
our planet ... recently lost three of our accounts due to an
"automoron" blunder.
We got a curt notice - obviously generated by some automated system gone berserk
- about one of our three accounts. This one with a zero balance had not been
used in months. It was insulting. As a result, we closed all our accounts, one
of which was generating about $600 annually for the company.
Euromoney
magazine recently named CitiGroup The Best Bank in the World, so this
happens in the "best" of circles. We
sent a note to CitiGroup's chairman to let him know of our decision to leave. Now, our
departure would be complete if we could just stop all their mailings asking us
to accept their card.
What can be done to detect and prevent such mishaps?
First - management must believe automoron can happen - and conclude
it is probably is happening now! Otherwise, no action to detect and prevent it
will be taken.
Next, firms need to empower front-line employees to react immediately to
wronged customers, rather than taking the "so what" attitude. Saving
a relationship with fast response gives time to root out the systemic problem
- and identify an issue that is probably jeopardizing thousands more accounts.
In the Citibank case, a manager was far more adept at instantly closing all
our accounts than at saving the relationship. She was empowered to close
accounts, not save them - or find someone who could.
Next, open "phantom" accounts with your own company. Assign trusted
employees to "steward" these accounts (acting as if they are
customers). If feasible, let them actually make purchases. Have them report on
communications screw-ups and poor customer service. Give them extra rewards
for finding problems, and share some of the money when corrections mean
savings. Every so often, have them "terminate" these accounts, and
report on what your company did to salvage the relationship. You might be surprised
to find "nothing" was done. Another approach is to use outside firms
to test, monitor and report your company's performance.
Also, insist your IT department cross-match holders of every account about to
receive a "negative" communication. Like CitiBank, you could be
sending a highly-charged notice to a perhaps highly-valued person holding
multiple accounts. Use human intervention to decide, and make that human being
responsible for the results. Of course, sometimes bad news must be conveyed to
customers. Just assess what other affects it will have on your company before
sending it on.
These are just a few suggestions. There are many other ways to stop
"automoron" in its tracks. One way is to bring in an outside
"marshal" -- a company with the assignment to root out customer
killing villains. With no vested interests in departmental or employment
issues, such a firm will be able to act and report with a clearer perspective.
Contact us if you want help in this regard.
That's it for this segment. We hope these thoughts have been useful, and we
welcome your comments. To give us your input ... just
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William H. Thompson
Principal
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PPS - We have used actual company names and documented events to describe
real events. This does not imply the entities named are any less adept at
practicing business than any other firm.